What if....you held a Closet Ball and either a) the closet was bare or b) people just stayed in the closet?  Moi wondered what would happen in those circumstances and now, after Saturday night, moi knows.  The premise behind a Closet Ball is that usually macho guys and feminine gals elect to be made over into the opposite gender, for the purposes of entertaining, and perhaps astonishing, the punters.  Well, as you might imagine, this requires volunteers.  So when no one volunteers?  Well, the show must go on

So what to do before the show?

Arrive fashionably early and POSE

Go inside and POSE again

Then wait some

Check out the food

POSE with the hostess, Roxy

Like Carmen, you POSE, then wait

For a bit of variety, have the guesties POSE

...or have Karina POSE alone (left) or with Carmen and her main squeeze

Then you have the hostess, Roxy, begin the show (left), do her number (right) and realize (below) that there is only one other performer

Finally what you have been waiting for - reinforcements in the persons of Darlene, showing off both her male and female personnas

Then it is time to catch a quick POSING opportunity, featuring one and a half girls