Moi's background is a baby grand and ain't it grand, baby, to be attending the historic fortieth Coronation of Emperor and Empress of the Imperial Court of Los Angeles and West Hollywood?  Sure it is; that's why moi put on moi's ball gown (made especially for moi by the Empress Vi, btw) and had moi's hair done tres bouffant, before decamping from chez moi to the Wilshsire Plaza hotel in Los Angeles.  Equipped with moi's new ten megapixel camera, moi figured to record the historic event phtotographically for posterity.  Moi little realized that events would transpire, the like of which - well, moi is getting ahead of moi's self.

And moi ends the initial shot across your bows with moi POSING with the Empress Jose I, the Widow Norton, founder of the Imperial Court system. Could you THINK of a better shot to guide you back to the Photopage List?Thought not.
Begone.

All POSING, all the time

The Emperor and Empress of Modesto POSING with Jose I, the Widow Norton

The Imperial Court of Orange County prepares to enter en masse

Of course, there was food aplenty

It is hard to look sultry when carrying a plate of food, but moi thinks she pulls it off