Sometimes a particular club becomes the "in" place for the celebrazzi to frequent.  Moi knows not how this happens; suffice to say that it does.  And it appeared last Satuday night that these same celebrities du jour had taken a shine to Club Shine (parenthetically better than taking an ox to the Oxwood Inn, moi supposes, but moi digresses).  Moi had been warned in advance that they might descend en masse on our favorite Tgirl haunt, so moi was able to prepare in advance, amd prepare others as well - those Tgirls unaccustomed to the spotlight of publicity.

First, a few lessons in running the gauntlet of the paparazzi (moi standing in for said paparazzi) - smile, always SMILE!

Next came the tutoring in looking uninterested, thereby putting the celebs at their ease

Of course, it was do as moi says, not as moi does, as moi prepared moi's self with a studied POSE, the better to capture the incoming A-listers unawares.  For moi was, in truth, torn between moi's wish to record their presence but also not to give short shrift to moi's Tgirl friends. So,  moi hit upon a strategy of misdirection - not to snap the celebrities directly, but incidentally as part of moi's normal activities

Case in point - here is moi POSING happily, with Jared Leto's car pulling into the spot behind moi

Another example - Karina POSES foreground while (see right) Barbra Streisand and Kim Kardashian are in the background.  Of course, Kim is never shy about publicity

Sometimes, moi's strategy did not entirely worl.  For example, JLo had moved past too quickly to capture in the background, but Sabrina reported that she had POSED thus, and thus before leaving

Well done, Sabrina,  This deserves a squeeze

Nica, Milan and umm, each of them shortly after receiving hugs from, respectively, Patrick Dempsey, Sean Astin and George Clooney.  Note their dazed but delighted expressions

And here is Tatiana, perhaps unaware that Vince Vaughn's car is pulling away right behind her, headed for another party.

And Sabrina POSING on Toby McGuire's motorcycle just before he mounted and also drove off to another A-list event.

Nina was kind enough to demonstrate how Megan Fox POSED before and after removing her jacket.  Who knew Megan wore braces?

Other random parts of celebrities captured over the course of the evening included

Bruce Willis's ear, Denzel Washington's watch and Tom Cruise's arm (pudgy ain't it?)

And to end the page, it was a toss up between Sabrina. channeling JLo, and genuine C-list celebrity, Mr T., the "T" clearly standing for "tush". Ponder THAT as you return to the Photopage List