Moi is making what will be one of moi's rare appearances in this series of documentary treatments of the Queen USA Pageant to indicate a) that the pageant is about to start; b) that these are the trophies for which the Tgirl contestants will vie; and c) that moi thinks moi could clean the clocks of any of them if moi put moi's mind to work at it.  Of course, as regular followers of moi's pages will recall, moi is often called away on matters of high government importance and hence would be potentially unable to fulfil the responsibilities of the office.  Sigh!  So, if nominated, moi will not run and if voted Ms Queen USA, moi will not serve.  Cool trophies though, huh?

Moi came up with a new way of displaying the girls in this and subsequent pages.  Let moi know if you like it.

We shall begin with the past winners

Asia, Kendi Mae, Nycki and Carmen all wearing their past success lightly

...and joining in a reprise of the opening number

Now let moi show you the girls as they pranced down the runway

And although there is no requisite butt shot, moi suggests thatyour return to the Photopage List may pay dividends on the next page