'Ere I am, a humble little machine which used to be called a cash register but now is just and order placing device.  Oh well, life has its consolations though, don't it?  I mean, what a gig I got, mate.  See, I place the orders at Asia SF and wot I get to see - well, I can't complain, can I? AND, I always seems to get in the picture, don't I?  Sweet!

I likes to think of meself as an ironic counterpoint to the bevy of pulchritudiness that dances past me

....and back

While I just sits there and calculates and such

Only one in maybe ten thousand punters will notice me, as I sits there quietly in the lower left of the frame.  Shocking isn't it?

But Tintin lad - he noticed. Wotcher, Tintin. I hears that they is going to make a movie about you. Make sure you get residuals and profit participation, I says. Now all you nice folks, head back to the Photopage List