Erika's Annex Page 452 - Nip and Tush
Oh mercy! Has moi sunk to cheap
puns in moi's titles to pique the
attention of moi's viewing public?
Apparently so. A play on "Nip",
which of course is a contraction of
"nipple" and "tush" is an
"a
lteration of Yiddish tokhes, from
Hebrew tah at, under, buttocks".
Tush itself being a variant on
"Tuck" and the two together a play
on words, based on the popular
cable television program "Nip and
Tuck". Had enough exposition?
Moi COULD go on, you know.
Hmm. What can moi have in mind?
But enough of prurient displays. There will be time for that later.
What? You want to
take a picture of
MOI? Beside this
attractive roadster?
Are you sure?
Oh.....Very.....Well,
but just one. The
owner might object.
Is this good enough
for you? Cool. Now
moi must head over to
the club.
Oh Moni! You want
two more POSES of
moi? Why certainly!
As requested
But enough of moi. What about tush?
Let's play spot the tush! I see one for sure, and a hint of two more.
Oh mercy! A tush trifecta!
This is subtler. Carla, Trish (sounds like tush) Carla and Carla
"Trish sounds like
tush?" sayeth SOME
DUDE, "You gotta be
kiddin', right?
Huh?"

To which moi replies,
"Oh hush!" (also
sounds like tush, or at
least spelled like tush)
And here we have an
example of the
unintended tush, or UT as
moi might call it, if moi
had a mind to...
U.T.
...which moi doesn't
Moi felt for sure that the ladies room would be a paradise for tush display,
but instead (and this is not a disappointment) moi met Nycki and Mimi
However, Mimi looks like
the kind of girl that might
be persuaded...
Don't you think?
Perhaps?
Well, "persuaded"
might not be the mot
juste. "Ambushed by
paparazzi" might
more exactly describe
our parting shot as we
wend our way back to
the Photopage List