Erika's Annex Page 383 - An Evening Fraught with Incident

Moi is sure that you understand - moi wished to go out for an evening to spend quietly with moi's friends in anticipation of the holiday season, moi thought moi might enjoy perhaps a little dancing, a little conversation, mayhap some light-hearted badinage. All moi wanted was a quiet evening - but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Step outside The Lodge and it appeared that all hell was breaking loose. Observe.

Moi, having just stepped unwittingly out of the club and into the center of a maelstrom

First came the egg-throwing incident. A passing truck, presumably fitted out with a complement of liquored up rednecks, and possibly a gun rack, sped by, pausing only to project an egg in the general direction of moi and moi's friends. Fortunately, it missed. Behold the egg-vidence

Then the dominatrix showed up, complete with whip and whipee, to say nothing of weird eyes

Is it any wonder that the effect of one too many apple martinis began to make itself known?

After all that, came the fight. Mix one tall t-girl with one small man, add a generous helping of distilled spirits and - HEY PRESTO - a bitch slap, harsh words (though somewhat slurred) exchanged, an altercation, security getting involved - oh moi could go on, but moi felt it better to draw a veil of secrecy over the scene.

After all that excitement, about all that can be said is that Lexi got to demonstrate her acting chops, as a faux tableaux was constructed, involving a security guard, a pole and Lexi's belt, to give the impression that something AWFUL was happening, but no, it was just Lexi overacting.

After that excitement, it falls to moi now to re-introduce a well know posterior, sadly missing in action for a month or more. Head back to the Photopage List to confirm your suspicions.