Erika's Annex Page 325 - Legalities, Legislation and Legerdemain

Moi contemplates the menu at the French Market and ponders what moi's theme might be tonight. Moi is loathe to repeat moi's self, so perhaps moi could focus on one aspect of moi's self alone. As it happens, moi has come prepared for a theme page, wearing a little black velvet dress with leopard (?) fur trim, thereby offering unfettered and unobstructed views of moi's legs. Aha! Moi feels a theme coming on - see the suggestive title and the background pattern.

"No! No! Not another theme page!" cries Monique. Or perhaps she didn't want to be photographed. Whatever!

But first, the reason for our meeting at French Market - Dessert. Dessert is the non-silicone way to add shaping and curves. Of course, you have to figure out how to move the extra poundage around.

So let's get started with the leg shots

Not an auspicious beginning, but an effective establishing shot for location

Well, that's a WHOLE LOT better!

And they don't get much better than these

Probably time for a break now, to allow your heart beat to slow back to normal.

Welcome to the Lodge. Nicole, Sabrina and Nicole welcome you

As do the trios Samantha, Janelle and Bianca

...and Jen, Jerri and Zoe

....and so on, and so on and....

Meanwhile, back at moi's legs

Did you want to see the patterned backs again? Oh, moi thought so

Moi's legs were causing comment

Kimberly was stunned, and had to discuss them with Sabrina

Monique talked them over with Vu

while Leslie and her main squeeze viewed them with favor

Ready for some more, munchkins? OK, moi warned you - get the nitro ready

OK, that's enough. Moi feels that moi is neglecting moi's other duties

SUCH AS.....

...introducing the new girl for the evening, in this case Nicki (with ummm, also new).....

Tonight's TWG's - Rhonda and that Mantle dame